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• Bender: "Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending.
• As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being.
  -- C. G. Jung...
• The only programs a grown-up can possibly stand are those that cater to those pre-adolescent fantasies that most have never abandoned.
  -- Richard Schickel...
• Gullibility is the key to all adventures. The greenhorn is the ultimate victor in everything
  it is he that gets the most out of life. -- G. K. Chesterto...
• Most human problems can be solved by an appropriate charge of high explosive.
  -- Blaster, Uncommon Valo...
• The most important questions in life can never be answered by anyone except oneself.
  -- John Fowles, The Magu...
• All easy problems have already been solved.
• Despising machines to a man, The Luddites joined up with the Klan, And ride out by night In a sheeting of white To lynch all the robots they can.
  -- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...