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  Jimbo: It makes me feel like a big man. Homer: Let me check my reason list....
• If sex is a pain in the ass for you. You are doing it wrong.
• Everthing is farther away than it used to be. It is even twice as far to the corner and they have added a hill.
  I have given up running for the bus; it leaves earlier than it used to....
• Are you certain quantum mechanics is a science?
• Dave Sim appears in dark glasses and talks like he's been up for three days doing God knows what, which is kind of how you like to think of Dave Sim.
  -- Rob Rodi...
• Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• If you are ever caught in a thunderstorm while playing golf
  he best way to keep from being struck by lightening is to pull out a 9-iron and hold it above your head, because not even God can hit a 9-iron....
• Golf, there's a thing that torments you and won't let you enjoy yourself.
  You've got to relax. I got out of this country's worst sand trap with just one stroke....
• I'm scared of sex now. You have to be. You can get something terminal, like a kid.
  -- Wendy Liebma...