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  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Midden: a kind of fingerless glove
• Now is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth with unfettered foot.
  -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) (65-8 B.C.)...
• Now is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth with unfettered foot.
  -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)...
• Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
• If the shoe fits, try wearing it on the other foot; That's bound to make you feel better.
• Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake.
  Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr....
• If you ever have an accident, I hope you have on clean underwear.
  You're driving a truck--right into another truck....
• That shoe fits him like a glove. -- Oxymoro