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• What we are reluctant to touch often seems the very fabric of our salvation.
  -- Jack Gladney, from White Noise...
• Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• The wise man has long ears and a short tongue. -- German proverb
• The wise man has long ears and a short tongue. German Proverb
• Warped, and proud of it.
• The men in white coats apologized for causing a bit of a traffic jam but explained to the waiting motorists that their tyres had to be sprayed to prevent the spread of a mysterious plague that was wiping out wildlife in the area.
  Most motorists accepted the story without question....
• There's that strange noise from the drive again...
• Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie".
• And you thought space was warped.