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• It matters little what you believe, so long as you don't altogether believe it.
  -- Bertrand Russell...
• Oh you never would believe where these little cookies come from...
• You will know unexpected happiness. You will know the sorrow of seeing what is dearest to you cut down before your eyes.
  Accept that. That is the nature of human existence, and you have no time to buffer this fact with fairy tales and illogical explanations....
• And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?
  asked the father of his little son. Diet....
• And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?
  asked the father of his little son. "Diet....
• A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket.
  How old's your kid?" the conductor says, and the father says "He's four years old....