The earlier you arrive at the airport for your flight,
the later your flight will depart.
-- The First Law Of Air Travel
the later your flight will depart.
-- The First Law Of Air Travel
Related:
- Kauffman's First Law of Airports:
The distance to the gate is inversely proportional... - The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the
time available to catch your flight.
Kauffman's First Law of... - Everything comes to him who waits -
and in an airport it is usually the voice over the... - The number of taxis at an airport is inversely proportional
to the number of flights arriving.
The Third Law Of Air... - The amount of time saved by your plane arriving early
at your destination is equal to the amount of extra time
you have to wait for your luggage.
The Second Law Of Air... - When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will
encounter turbulence.
Gunter's First Law of Air... - A modification of the Delta motto we used after a Delta flight crashed on
approach at the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport:
Delta---We almost got you... - Flight Reservation systems decide whether or not you exist.
If your information isn't in their database, then... - Good afternoon, this is your captain speaking. I would like
to remind you that according to FAA regulations,
this flight has been declared a non smoking flight...
From the same category:
- aquadextrous, adj.:
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
with your toes.
Rich Hall,... - When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam:
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me... - The Windows folks wrote EDLIN.
They can't be *all* bad... - ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated.
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Interpreting supervisors comments..... - ACQT: Advance Clock to
Quitting...
