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• E-Space is another universe. There isn't a taxi service, goes back and forth.
  -- Doctor Who, EARTHSHOCK...
• Give what thou canst, without Thee we are poor; And with Thee rich, take what Thou wilt away.
  -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- The Task, Book v, The Winter Morning Walk, Line 905...
• I took thee for thy better. Take thy fortune.
• Ambulance does NOT equal taxi!
• Fiat: Fuck in a Taxi.
• The Commandments of the EE: 5: Take care that thou useth the proper method when thou takest the measures of high-voltage circuits too
  hat thou dost not incinerate both thee and thy test meter, for verily, though thou has no company property number and can be easily surveyed, the test meter has one and, as a consequence, bringeth much woe unto a purchasing agent....
• How many London taxi drivers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent) What?...
• How many of Jed's followers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  FORNICATION! It's a sin to screw anywhere, even in light bulbs....
• We had to turn off that service to comply with the CDA Bill.