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• Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead
• Keep the pointy end forward and the dirty side down.
• He who finds Fortune on his side should go briskly ahead, for she is wont to favor the bold.
  -- Baltasar Gracia...
• And I can strongly recommend... (finishing his sentence).
  ..a course of leeches. Oh, just pop a couple down my codpiece before I go to bed....
• Go ahead, correct my typos. I'll make more.
• Why should I?" is the cry of work dodgers. Their aim is to do just enough to get by.
  They are clock watchers who are afraid they will render more service than they are paid to perform....
• The probability of the bread falling jelly-side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
• The longer ahead you plan a special event, and the more special it is, the more likely it is to go wrong.
  -- David and Jane Evely...
• Marge: I'm sorry I had to arrest you, Homer, but what I did was right.
  Some day when you really need it you'll be happy there are dedicated cops like me out there....