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• Shanahan's Law: The length of a meeting rises with the square of the number of people present.
• The time of departure will be delayed by the square of the number of people involved.
  Simply stated, if I wish to leave the city at 5 PM, I will most likely depart at 5...
• The length of a committee meeting rises in direct proportion to the square of the number of people entitled to vote on that particular committee.
  -- Shanahan's Law...
• I've been experimenting with some new sexual positions.
  Now I'm getting ready to try them on people. -- Jim Samuel...
• The desire for racial integration increases with the square of the distance from the actual event.
• The secret of getting ahead is getting started. -- Sally Berge
• Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- Miriam Robbi
• The number of errors make is equal to the sum of the "squares" involved.