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• Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. -- In an advertisement by a Hong Kong denti
• I've all my wisdom teeth, Two up top, two beneath And yet I'll recognize, My mouth says things that aren't so wise.
  -- Crash Test Dummie...
• Teeth were not made for stripping wires.
• At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.
  But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?...
• Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop.
  She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as I gritted my teeth real hard....
• ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• The reason they're called wisdom teeth is that the experience makes you wise.
• QOTD: "You're so dumb you don't even have wisdom teeth.