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• It is said that cats are untrainable. That is not totally accurate.
  Appearances to the contrary, cats do pay attention to the instructions they receive....
• Dilige et quos vis fac. [Love and do what you will] -- St. Augustine (A.D. 354-430)
• It's a great city. It's very culturally enriching. I now understand English in seven foreign accents.
  -- Anita Wise...
• Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be.
  But half the bee has got to be, vis-a-vis its entity....
• Do not use a foreign term when there is an adequate English quid pro quo. -- Writing Rule 22
• C makes it easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.
  C++ makes that harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. -- Bjarne Stroustrup...
• Voom???? That parrot wouldn't voom if you put 4000 volts through him.
  It's bleedin' demised... This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be....
• Welcome to UNIX! Enjoy your session! Have a great time!
  Note the use of exclamation points! They are a very effective method for demonstrating excitement, and can also spice up an otherwise plain-looking sentence!...