The Chemist Labors, Weak And Weary, Searching For A Wonder-drug That Will Prove His Favorite Theory, And That Doesn't Melt The Jug.

The Chemist Labors, Weak And Weary, Searching For A Wonder-drug That Will Prove His Favorite Theory, And That Doesn't Melt The Jug.

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The chemist labors, weak and weary, searching for a wonder-drug that will
prove his favorite theory, and that doesn't melt the jug.

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O, that this too too solid flesh would melt, Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!
Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His canon 'gainst self-slaughter!...
I have a theory that it's impossible to prove anything, but I can't prove it.
If penicillin is such a wonder drug, how come it can't cure bread mold? -- Ron Smith
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Diogenes, having abandoned his search for truth, is now searching for a good fantasy.
A fool and his money are my two favorite people.
Always see a fellow's weak point in his wife. -- James Joyce
'Just try trusting me' -- that's weak even by his standards.... -- Avo
The employee who has performed his labors faithfully and without a fault for five years, will be given an increase of five cents per day in his pay, providing profits from the business permit it.
-- Work Rule...