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• The difference between a chef and a cook seems to be in who cleans up the kitchen. -- Paul Sweeney
• Skinner: I thought you might like this restaurant, Bart.
  They'll make a pizza pie with the topping of your choice!...
• SMILEY 8=:-) chef
• SMILEY C=:-) chef
• The French Chef: Sue Flay
• You're in the kitchen.
• You may be redneck... if your idea of a "gourmet chef" is Chef Boyardee.
• Bart: {Table for one.} Chef: {Oh, you miss you friend, huh?
  Don't-ah you worry, my cook can surely cheer you up-ah....
• HORNY ORIENTAL CHEF -- a cock of the wok.