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The Bush Administration Is Off To A Good Start....unless They Put Noriega In As Drug Commissioner!
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The Bush Administration is off to a good start....unless they put Noriega
in as Drug Commissioner!
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A surprise drug test will really piss you off.
CIA spokesman : We can say with some certainty that Noriega was a sadist,a drug-abuser and despot.
Reporter: How do you know so much about him? CIA spokesma...
You know that the day is not off to a good start when someone tells you that your unimportance is only matched by your truly great insignificance.
Noone could be happy-happy out of their head all the time,unless they were on some fierce drug altogether.
-- Frank & Walte...
Homer: If you don't start making more sense, we're going to have to put you in a home.
Grampa: You already put me in a home. Homer: Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on Sixty Minutes!...
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat.
-- Robert Fuo...
When we have put off for a good long while deciding, It must give us pause.
Therein is the respect that contains the calamity of delay....