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• Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sure sign he expects to be paid for it.
  -- H. L. Menche...
• Christendom is that part of the world where, if a man declare himself to be a Christian, his hearers laugh at him.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Never be a pioneer. It's the Early Christian that gets the fattest lion. -- H. H. Munro
• If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be: a Christian. -- Mark Twai
• H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.
  L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim...
• Jesus H. Christ has 12 letters. Elvis Presley has 12 letters.
• Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. -- H. L. Mencke