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• What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow.
• Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
• Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sure sign he expects to be paid for it.
  -- H. L. Menche...
• You don't have to be jealous of the girl who works on your Bicycle.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a man number 16...
• CREDITOR: A man who has a better memory than a debtor.
• The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
  -- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)...
• The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
  -- Thomas Jefferso...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Man 1: Excuse me, we wanted to see the geek who valued the happiness of his children more than money.
  Homer: [unenthused] Right here. Man 2: Aw, you said his head was the size of a baseball....