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• On the far wall is a rusty box, whose door has been blown off.
• News: Vampire population decimated due to outbreak of AIDS.
• Connoisseurs who like their martinis very dry suggest simply allowing a ray of sunlight to shine through a bottle of Noilly Prat before it hits the gin.
  -- Luis Bunuel...
• You_ are one fine looking woman, lady. If I wasn't married, I'd go out with you like _that_!
  [hits his bottle on the bar; beer bubbles and spills out the bottle] I am _so_ sorry!...
• There is a loud explosion, and a twenty-foot hole appears in the far wall, wall, burying the snakes in the rubble.
  A river of molten lava pours in in through the hole, destroying everything in its path, including you!...
• No matter where you stand, no matter how far or fast you flee, when it hits the fan, as much as possible will be propelled in your direction, and almost none will be returned to the source.
  -- John L. Shelto...
• A bottle of sweat for every bottle of wine.
• They say that a dagger hits.
• There is a loud explosion, and a twenty-foot hole appears in the far wall, wall, burying the dwarves in the rubble.
  You march through the hole and and find yourself in the Main Office, where a cheering band of friendly friendly elves carry the conquering adventurer off into the sunset....