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• London's Law of Libraries: No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.
• Alzheimer's advantage: you only need to own one book.
• Write a book if you can't read a book!
• Listen to your intuition. It will tell you everything you need to know.
  -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
• Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
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• Fundamentalist libraries only need shelf space for one book.
• A book is a present you can open again and again.
• As hard as you try, the book cannot be closed.
• If at first you don't succeed, read the book!