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• Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. -- Edward Abbey
• You can't belay a man who's falling in love. -- Edward Abbey
• Beware the writer who always encloses the word *reality* in quotation mark
  He's trying to slip something over on you. Or into you. -- Edward Abbey...
• All governments need enemies. How else to justify their existence? -- Edward Abbey
• Be of good cheer: We'll live to piss on the graves of our enemies. -- Edward Abbey
• Beware of your wishes: They will probably come true. -- Edward Abbey
• A friend is a man who has the same enemies you have. -- Stephen Leacock
• When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. -- Edward Abbey
• Love implies anger. The man who is angered by nothing cares about nothing. -- Edward Abbey