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  -- Abraham Lincol...
• I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy.
  No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until....
• Looks like they'll be feeding him Thanksgiving dinner through a tube.
  -- Sportscaster on the quarterback's recent injury, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Marge: I don't know if I like you experimenting on your brother.
  Lisa: Please, mother, its purely in the interests of science....
• Revenge is a dish best served... microwaved.
• Revenge is a meal best served cold.
• Did you hear about the aging ingenue who thinks the best way to keep her youth is never to introduce him to other girls.