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• The troll catches your treasure and scurries away out of sight.
• You are transported to a room where you are faced by a wizard who points to you and says, "Them's fighting words!
  You immediately get attacked by all sorts of denizens of the museum...
• Seems like this guy wanders into a rural outfitting store in Alaska, and starts talking to a rather grizzled old man sitting by the cash register.
  "Hear ya got a lotta' bears 'round here?" "Yeah, you could say that," answers the old man....
• The careful text books measure - let all who build beware the load, the stress, the pressure material can bear.
  So when the buckling girder lets down the grinding span, The blame of loss, or murder is laid upon the man....
• The salesman and the system analyst took off to spend a weekend in the forest, hunting bear.
  They'd rented a cabin, and, when they got there, took their backpacks off and put them inside....
• Keep your head up; act like a champion. -- Paul "Bear" Brya
• Kent: The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable widdle bear in the world, could be anywhere.
  It could be in your house... You could be looking at it right now....
• A wounded spirit who can bear? -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xviii, 14
• What's an Alabama atheist? One who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant.