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• A diamond is a girl's best friend, but you have to be friendly to get one!
• In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture.
  -- Nancy Banks Smith...
• Have you thought much about luggage, Mr. Banks?" "No.
  .." "It's the central preoccupation of my life." -- Joe vs. the Volcano...
• Homer's new German boss wants to chat with him. Ho
  Homer, could ve have a word with you? Homer: No. Ho...
• A lot of people will urge you to put some money in a bank, and in fact--within reason--this is very good advice.
  But don't go overboard. Remember, what you are doing is giving your money to someone else to hold on to, and I think that it is worth keeping in mind that the businessmen who run banks are so worried about holding on to things that they put little chains on all their pens....
• FM - Friendly missile - one of ours. The Allies now have friendly missiles fired from planes and ships pounding the Iraqi forces continuously.
  Friendly missiles are identified by a big smiling face painted on the warhead....
• SMILEY :] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
• How to Stage Armed Heists" by Robin Bank
• Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, all-American cooking.
  Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"? Barney...