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• Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground... and missing!
• The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. -- Douglas Adam
• There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
  Pick a nice day and try it. The first part is easy....
• The Guide says there is an art to flying,' said Ford,`or at least a knack.
  The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss....
• The Sky Is Falling, Shut Up! The Ground is Flying!
• It is better to be on the ground wishing you were flying, than vice versa.
• The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
  - Hitchhiker'...
• Martin: {Behold the flying machine that will car me, Phineas Fogg, around the world in eighty days.
  } Nelson: {[shoots Martin's balloon] Dang! I was aiming for his head....
• In difficult ground, press on; In encircled ground, devise stratagem
  In death ground, fight. -- Sun Tzu, The Art of War (circa 400 B.C.)...