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• Ha, but my life is but a box of wormgears.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Life is wasted on the living.
  -- Zaphod Beeblebrox IV, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", -- by Douglas Adam...
• Life...loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Have a nice diurnal anomaly." -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" is an indispensable companion to all those who are keen to make sense of life in an infinitely complex and confusing Universe
  for though it cannot hope to be useful or informative on all matters, it does at least make the reassuring claim, that where it is inaccurate it is at least DEFINITIVELY inaccurate....
• Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.
  "Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that....
• For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• I'm not going to be anybody's puppet, particularly not my own.
  -- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• It's a mistake to try to understand machines...they only worry me.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...