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• Eugene d'Albert, a noted German composer, was married six times.
  At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely, "Congratulations, Herr d'Albe...
• Maybe his friends can take up a collection to buy him a clue.
• He who is outside his door already has a hard part of his journey behind him. Dutch Proverb
• Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears.
  I think George is weird, because he has false teeth....
• It is hard to believe that even his friends like him.
• The Lord will provide, but to date he was behind on his payments.
• Did you hear about the Las Vegas high roller who would flip his nightly callgirl to see if he got head or tail.
• To arrive at perfection, a man should have very sincere friends or inveterate enemie
  because he would be made sensible of his good or ill conduct, either by the censures of the one, or the admonitions of the other....
• FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
  #5 Trust: The average woman would really like to be told if her mate is fooling around behind her back....