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• Men ought to know that from the brain and from the brain only arise our pleasures, joys, laughter, and jests as well as our sorrows, pains, griefs and tears.
  ... It is the same thing which makes us mad or delirious, inspires us with dread and fear, whether by night or by day, brings us sleeplessness, inopportune mistakes, aimless anxieties, absent-mindedness and acts that are contrary to habit....
• A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and B is for biff, which reads all your mail.
  C is for cc, as hackers recall, while D is for dd, the command that does all....
• He used to define justice as "a virtue of the soul distributing that which each person deserved.
  -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Aristotle, xi...
• FAST, and not WORRYing over which roadKILL I could have used for FOOD.
• I couldn't decide which tagline to use.... so I used this one.
• Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time
  which every day produces, and which most men throw away, but which nevertheless will make at the end of it no small deduction for the life of man....
• Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.
  -- Samuel Johnso...
• Q Which one doesn't belong in this group ? a. Dennie Christian and the marsupulami b.
  Zwangeres zonder naam c. Beasty Boys d. Sabrina...
• COMMERCE, n. A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...