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• Forthoffer's Cynical Summary of Barzun's Laws 1) That which has not yet been taught directly can never be taught directly.
  2) If at first you don't succeed, you will never succeed....
• The man who has never been flogged has never been taught. -- Menande
• The quantity of rhetoric has been directly proportional to the lack of action. -- Arthur Herzog
• Never stare directly into the sun. Modern science has proven that the eye is like a lens, and looking directly into the sun will burn little holes in the back of your head, so never stare at the sun.
  -- SAFETY TIP #12...
• Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressperson can.
• Time, place, and action may with pains be wrought, / But Genius must be bo
  and can never be taught. -- John Congreve...
• Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be taught how not to.
  So it is with the great programmers....