Forthoffer's Cynical Summary Of Barzun's Laws 1) That Which Has Not Yet Been Taught Directly Can Never Be Taught Directly.

Forthoffer's Cynical Summary Of Barzun's Laws 1) That Which Has Not Yet Been Taught Directly Can Never Be Taught Directly.

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Forthoffer's Cynical Summary of Barzun's Laws
1) That which has not yet been taught directly can never
be taught directly.
2) If at first you don't succeed, you will never
succeed.

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