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• I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs.
  And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. No, go ahead....
• Stuff the head With all such reading as was never read
  For thee explain a thing till all men doubt it, And write about it, goddess, and about it....
• The one thing about living in Santa Carla that I never could stomach is all the damn vampires.
  -- Grandpa, The Lost Boy...
• There's one thing about baldness: it's neat.
• Pro-Choice? That's a lie...babies never choose to die!
• The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
  The one that's out always looks the best. -- Will Roge...
• Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned.
  A widely-read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely....
• Looking for ways to ease my mind about signs that the danger of nuclear war is increasing, I stumbled across one comforting though
  Maybe the Russian missiles won't work ... Why didn't I think of this years ago?...
• The one thing you can never be sure of is uncertainty.