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• While the engineer developed his thesis, the director leaned over to his assistant and whispered, "Did you ever hear of why the sea is salt?
  "Why the sea is salt?" whispered back the assistant....
• If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron.
  That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, "Hey look....
• How many Christians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  200!!! 100 to sit in church and pray long sonorous prayers for it to see the light again, 10 to stand on street corners and point out to others how that if they don't accept what they're being told, their light might go out as well, 3 to try and exorcise the demon of darkness out of the light bulb, 2 to gather together in "the name of the lord" because where two or more are gathered together in "his" name....
• What a man can imagine or conceive in his mind he can accomplish.
  Impossibilities are possible as thinking men make them so. -- Henry J. Kaise...
• Never expect a quick answer from a pipe smoker. He will always fiddle with his pipe first.
  That's the real reason he smokes a pipe. -- Roger Simo...
• A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one.
  He would have to ask an engineer to do it for him. -- Gordon L. Glegg...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and his family.
  But he can't make a living for them AND the government, too, the way his government is living....
• Do you consider $10 a week enough for a longshoreman with a family to support?
  "If that's all he can get, and he takes it, I should say it's enough....