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That Is The Total And Absolute Generalization ... Well, Almost.
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That is the total and absolute generalization ... well, almost.
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R is a velocity measure, defined as a reasonable speed of travel that is consistent with health, mental well-being and not being more than, say, five minutes late.
It is therefore clearly an almost infinitely variable figure according to circumstances, since the first two factors vary not only with speed taken as an absolute, but also with awareness of the third factor....
He is almost a statesman. He lies well.
Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive.
It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive....
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well. -- Lazarus Long
A well-written Life is almost as rare as well-spent one. -- Thomas Carlyle (1795-1881)
Ordinarily, two half truths beget total error, unless the Government tells them, in which case they may well create chaos.
What do you mean, 'almost dead'?" "Well, when you stop breathing, and moving around, and seeing things.
.. that kind of almost dead....