That Is How A Klingon Lures A Mate. "Are You Telling Me To Yell At Salia?

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That is how a Klingon lures a mate.
"Are you telling me to yell at Salia?"
No, no, no. Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy
objects. And claw at you.
"What does the man do?"
He reads love poetry. He ducks a lot.
"Worf, it sounds like it works great for the Klingons, but...I
think I need to try something a little less...dangerous?"
Go to her door, beg like a human.
-- Worf and Wesley, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8