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• My mother thanks you, my father thanks you...
• Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
  .. Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy & Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy, took it on his own to solve the problem....
• Yar: "Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I wish I could say you've been like a father to me, but I've never had one so I don't know what it feels like.
  But if there was one person in this universe who I would choose to be like, someone who I would want to make proud of me, it's you....
• You are old, said the youth, and your programs don't run, And there isn't one language you like
  Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none -- Have you thought about taking a hike?...
• You are old," said the youth, "and your programs don't run, And there isn't one language you like
  Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none -- Have you thought about taking a hike?...
• Never underestimate the power of a woman. If you do, they'll call you names.
  ..like "husband" and "father"--but not necessarily in that order....
• I shall never ask, never refuse, never resign nor ever not run for re-election.
  -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac...
• It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and I guess it's clean.
  -- Barbara Bush re: THE SIMPSONS...