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• I owe all of my success in life to always having been a quarter of an hour beforehand.
  HORATIO NELSON...
• England expects every man to do his duty. -- Horatio Nelson (1758-1805) -- Life of Nelson (Southey), Vol.
  ii, p. 131...
• I thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split. -- Edmund to Melchett : Money
• Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
  Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....
• In the battle off Cape St. Vincent, Nelson gave orders for boarding the "San Josef," exclaiming "Westminster Abbey, or victory!
  -- Horatio Nelson (1758-1805) -- Life of Nelson (Southey), Vol. i, p. 93...
• Lisa: In the beginning of the school year, each of you received a colored ticket.
  I hope everyone still has theirs. Crowd: Not me....
• To do my duty in that state of life unto which it shall please God to call me.
  -- Book of Common Prayer -- Catechism...
• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
• I am an atheist, thank God!