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• Unlike most net.puritans, however, I feel that what OTHER consenting computers do in the privacy of their own phone connections is their own business.
  -- John Woods, jfw@eddie.mit.edu...
• If time heals all wounds, most people should not require going all the way in to see the doctor.
  Just a wait in the waiting room should be enough....
• People see what they have been conditioned to see; they refuse to see what they don't expect to see.
  -- Merle P. Marti...
• Most people say what they're thinking before they think what they're saying.
• You have to have a physical before you get into the Army.
  A doctor looks in one ear, another doctor looks in the other ear, and if they can't see each other, you're in....
• Dear Emily: Today I posted an article and forgot to include my signature.
  What should I do? -- Forgetful Dear Forgetful: Rush to your terminal right away and post an article that says, "Oops, I forgot to post my signature with that last article....
• The most dreadful thing of all is that many millions of people in the poor countries are going to starve to death before our eyes.
  We shall see them doing so upon our television sets. -- C.P. Snow...
• Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant.
  It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see....
• Get a life! imp. Hacker-standard way of suggesting that the person to whom it is directed has succumbed to terminal geekdom (see computer geek).
  Often heard on Usenet, esp. as a way of suggesting that the target is taking some obscure issue of theology too seriously....