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Terminal Emulation : Function Performed By Canines When Commanded To Lie On Their Backs With Legs In The Air.
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Terminal Emulation : Function performed by canines when commanded
to lie on their backs with legs in the air.
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Terminal Emulation - lying stiffly on your back, with your hands folded across your chest.
When I knead my friends, they turn their backs.
FEKR GABUL CRADAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR. I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.
-- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area...
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
Respect must be earned, not commanded.
We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves. -- Eric Hoffe
The reason hot-rod owners raise the backs of their cars is that it's easier to go faster when you're always going downhill.
-- Omni...
Limbo: Place where arms and legs go when they die. -- Ray Hand