TAXIDERMIST: A Man Who Mounts Animals.

TAXIDERMIST: A Man Who Mounts Animals.

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TAXIDERMIST:
A man who mounts animals.

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Support your local taxidermist. Get stuffed.
All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
History is a people's memory, and without a memory, man is demoted to the lower animals.
Penguin Trivia #46: Animals who are not penguins can only wish they were.
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist -- the taxidermist leaves the hide.
-- Mortimer Capla...
Animals feed; man eats. Only the man of intellect and judgement knows how to eat.
-- Antheime Brillat-Savari...
You may be redneck... if you have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial.
You may be redneck... if your taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.