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• Taxi cab drivers do it all over town.
• How many London taxi drivers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent) What?...
• Ambulance drivers come quicker.
• Bus drivers come early and pull out on time.
• Taxi Come on out, you dirty rat! --James Cagney
• You are a taxi driver. Your cab is yellow and black, and has been in use for only seven years.
  One of its windshield wipers is broken, and the carburetor needs adjusting....
• Ambulance does NOT equal taxi!
• Fiat: Fuck in a Taxi.
• Bart: Where's Homer? Marge: [through clenched teeth] Your father decided he'd rather come home in a taxi.
  [to herself] Or a police car. -- "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...