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• Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
  I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
• Larry, Curly and Moe at Tenagra. -- Tamarian Comedy
• Marriage: It begins when you sink into his arms; and ends with your arms in his sink.
• An older lady is mugged and having no cash on hand she asks her attacker if he will take a check.
  The mugger agrees, so she calmly asks who she should make the check out to....
• A loser walks in Central Park with a German shepherd for protection--and meets a mugger with a rhinoceros.
  A loser is a female impersonator who doesn't know it, a window washer who steps back to admire his work, and a health-nut submarine captain who sleeps with the windows open!...
• Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of York, and all the clouds that loured upon our house in the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
  Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths, our bruised arms hung up for monuments, our stern alarums changed to merry meetings, our dreadful marches to delightful measures....
• Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
  Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
• A man is walking down the street when he sees a man with four arms, and antennae coming out of his head.
  He goes up to him and says, "You're not from around here, are you?...
• While passing a vacant lot late one night, a jogger was stopped by a man who held a gun to his head.
  "Who are you for," the gunman snarled, "Bush or Dukakis?...