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• Asked how she felt being the first woman to make a major-league team
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• Well, and let me make this...perfectly clear, I honestly believe, in my heart, that I am not a crook, or if I am, I don't remember it, which is the same thing.
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• Quote #233 (I believe that nanotech could change the world within my unnatural lifetime.
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• Bartender, set up a tab for me. Richard's buying the beer!