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• Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts. --Serge Gainsbourg, French vocali
• Taylor's Law of Tailoring: No matter how many alterations, cheap pants never fit.
• Your eyes, your eyes, they shine like the pants on my blue serge suit.
  That's not a reflection on you. That's on my pants. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• Poverty Jet Set: A group of people given to chronic traveling at the expense of long-term job stability or a permanent residence.
  Tend to have doomed and extremely expensive phone-call relationships with people named Serge or Ilyana....