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• Too many boards, not enough phone lines.
• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to work out whether it'll work in the future....
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They always work in the dark!!!!...
• How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to do the work and 1 to hold the umbrella....
• How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, that's the proletariat's work!...
• How many tech writers -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None: "The user can work it out....
• How many Chinamen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work....