System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.

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• Unable to exit windows. Try the door. --
  WindowError:...
• Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
  WindowError:...
• Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software.
  We are terribly sorry. -- WindowError:...
• We are locked into a system of "fouling our own nest," so long as we behave as independent,
  rational free-enterprisers. -- Garrett...
• Multitasking attempted. System confused. --
  WindowError:...
• Windows loaded. System in danger. --
  WindowError:...
• code monkey n 1. A person only capable of grinding out code,
  but unable to perform the higher-primate tasks of software...
• BCS: Branch and
  Crash...
• CS: Crash
  ...