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• Windows loaded. System in danger. -- WindowError: 001
• System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware -- WindowError: 007
• There is ONE reason to use Windows95 -- it has multitasking
  you can boot the system and crash it simultaneously!...
• Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software.
  We are terribly sorry. -- WindowError: 01A...
• System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code. -- WindowError: 01D
• Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
  -- WindowError: 683...
• Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one.
  Old Windows licence is not valid anymore. -- WindowError: 018...
• Error 005: Windows loading. Come back tomorrow.
• Only a brain-damaged operating system would support task switching and not make the simple next step of supporting multitasking.
  -- Calvin Keega...