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• Long live Middle-age Mutant Ninja SysOps!
• SYSOPs never die, they just smell that way!
• Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
  -- Francis Bacon (1561-1626) -- Of Marriage and Single Life...
• Thanks, SYSOPs!!!
• For every woman murdered, *three* men are murdered.
• How young can you die of old age?" -- Steven Wrigh
• Vegetarians who constantly carp at carnivores will die before the age of 50.
• Few ever lived to a great age, and fewer still ever became distinguished, who were not in the habit of early rising.
  -- Todd...
• I must confess, I was born at a very early age. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)