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  -- Warren H. Goldsmith...
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• Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching.
  Working once a week, he might have lasted a long time and become a great star....
• If rich, eat when you please. If poor, eat when you can.
• Although we can't reach the boy, we freeze him with liquid nitrogen, so that future generations can rescue him.
  -- Dr. John Fink's plan to rescue poor Timmy O'Toole, "Radio Ba...
• If the product being advertised is so great, why is it always compared to the leading brand?
• Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap. iv...
• Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good.
• plan file n. [Unix] On systems that support finger, the `.
  plan' file in a user's home directory is displayed when the user is fingered....