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• How many surgeons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant....
• Surgeons are smooth operators.
• MALPRACTICE: The reason surgeons wear masks.
• Like all reputable surgeons, I charge by the pound... -- Ernie
• Put your Nose to the Grindstone! -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.