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• Surfers do it in waves.
• Surfers do it with their wives, or, if unmarried, with their girl friends.
• Soldiers do it standing erect.
• I have reached an age when I look just as good standing on my head as I do right side up.
  -- Frank Sulliva...
• Baptists don't make love standing up. It's too close to dancing.
• A print addict is a man who reads in elevators. People occasionally look at me curiously when they see me standing there, reading a paragraph or two as the elevator goes up.
  To me, it's curious that there are people who do not read in elevators....
• Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.
• How tall is a union stagehand? Don't know. I've never seen one standing up...
• It is the dead wood that holds up the tree. -- Young's Second Law Just because it is still standing, doesn't mean it is not dead.
  -- Corollary...