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• The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and have it found out by accident.
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• Be England what she will, With all her faults she is my country still.
  -- Charles Churchill (1731-1764) -- The Farewell, Line 27...
• Please don't throw the baby out with the bath water.
• Good day for water sports. Take a bath with a friend.
• I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head.
  Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them....
• Old Ladies Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette.
  It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke....