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  They can't clean a slate properly. What will they do when they run out of paper?...
• The departing division general manager met a last time with his young successor and gave him three envelopes.
  My predecessor did this for me, and I'll pass the tradition along to you," he said....
• While most of the environmental problems we face result from the use of technology, society must depend upon technology to find solutions to these problems.
• The most expensive component is the one that breaks.
• We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather.
  Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather....
• What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?
• CONFERENCE: A special meeting in which the boss gathers subordinates to hear what they have to say, so long as it doesn't conflict with what he's already decided to do.
• The following appeared in a memo from the Principal of Sherwood Junior High School.
  "It appears that the lighting in Sherwood High's classrooms, which have large windows but minimal overhead light sources, is impairing student academic performance and teacher morale....